Get better, hotshot. We need you.
(Source: theshieldjanitor)
-laughs- Actually, I’m just the janitor. Pleasure to meet you as well, Sarah. I take it by your last name you’re familiar with SHIELD?
*real smile* Sorry. I’m just used to the “shoot first ask who are you later” type of agents. It must be interesting being the janitor for SHIELD. You probably stumble across secrets all the time.
*nods* Yeah. I think it sort of runs in my blood.
-smiles back- I’m not even allowed to carry a weapon, so you don’t have to worry about me shooting you. -leans against his mop- I run across things all the time. The trick is to advert your eyes and forget quickly. That’s why I’ve been here for so long.
So…are you planning on joining the agency? Or are you making your own path?
Good to know. I happen to carry two, so if you’re ever in a firefight, find me.
I dunno. I know that I should follow my own path, finish school, and do normal girl stuff. But at the same time, I have that need that my parents seemed to have. I need to help people. And there’s only one way I know how to do that.
Oh. Oh no. Me and guns we don’t—we don’t mix well. At all. We’re like water and oil. The Sith and the Jedi. Batman and the Joker.
-smiles- Well, you need to do what you need to do. I would suggest you finish school though. But if you think that SHIELD is in your future, then go on and join.
-laughs- What about Sherlock and Moriarty? Or the Rebels and the Empire?
I think I’m going to. Not sure how much help a psych major can be, but the daughter of an agent and a superhero can probably be useful.
-laughs- Actually, I’m just the janitor. Pleasure to meet you as well, Sarah. I take it by your last name you’re familiar with SHIELD?
*real smile* Sorry. I’m just used to the “shoot first ask who are you later” type of agents. It must be interesting being the janitor for SHIELD. You probably stumble across secrets all the time.
*nods* Yeah. I think it sort of runs in my blood.
-smiles back- I’m not even allowed to carry a weapon, so you don’t have to worry about me shooting you. -leans against his mop- I run across things all the time. The trick is to advert your eyes and forget quickly. That’s why I’ve been here for so long.
So…are you planning on joining the agency? Or are you making your own path?
Good to know. I happen to carry two, so if you’re ever in a firefight, find me.

I dunno. I know that I should follow my own path, finish school, and do normal girl stuff. But at the same time, I have that need that my parents seemed to have. I need to help people. And there’s only one way I know how to do that.
Sarah Michelle Gellar on her character in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 1999.
Hi. I’m Ted. Agent Ted Jones.
Perfect. Another SHIELD guy. *forced smile* Nice to meet you, Agent Jones. I’m Sarah Carter-Rogers.
-laughs- Actually, I’m just the janitor. Pleasure to meet you as well, Sarah. I take it by your last name you’re familiar with SHIELD?
*real smile* Sorry. I’m just used to the “shoot first ask who are you later” type of agents. It must be interesting being the janitor for SHIELD. You probably stumble across secrets all the time.
*nods* Yeah. I think it sort of runs in my blood.
Hi. I’m Ted. Agent Ted Jones.

Perfect. Another SHIELD guy. *forced smile* Nice to meet you, Agent Jones. I’m Sarah Carter-Rogers.

And I’m itchin’ for a good fight. Or a magic anon. Whichever works best.